A family had twin boys.The only resemblance they had to each other
was tere looks. If one felt it was too hot ,the other thought it
to be too cold.If one said the TV was too loud,the oyher claimed the volume
needed to be turned up.Opposite in every way,one was an eternal optimist,the
other a doom and gllom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen,on the twins, birthday there
father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game .The
optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That night father passed by the pessimist's room and
found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?"the father asked.
"Because my friends will be jealous,i'll have to read all
these instruction before i can do anything with this stuff,i'll constantly need
batteries,and my toys will eventually get broken",answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin's room ,the father found him dancing for
joy in the pile of manure."What
are you so happy about?"he
asked.
To which the optimist twin replied ,"there's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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